mercredi 1 juillet 2009

This metal is lethal at small doses.

Research has led to discovery of the heaviest element yet known to

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25
 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy
 neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held 
 together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast
 quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. 
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay,
 but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
 assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places. In fact,
 Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
 reorganization causes more morons to become neurons, forming isodopes.
 This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe
 that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
 concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
 morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium,
 which has half as many peons but twice the number of morons. Poisoning
 by this metal is lethal at small doses.

This mondialisation trend means an heavy new world disorder called discret absolutism.

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